It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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