A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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