do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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