my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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