Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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