Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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