My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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