Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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