Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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