You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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