dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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