the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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