Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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