i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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