You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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