He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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