I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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