I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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