I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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