I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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