Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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