im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize
