I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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