ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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