I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
