I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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