If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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