I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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