so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
