You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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