Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
porn star boner night. come get it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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