i need an iv and a liver transplant
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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