Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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