On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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