I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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