I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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