He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Randomize
