I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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