she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
