Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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