ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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