Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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