you're like a bully in the Christmas story
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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