But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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