he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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