Swine flu. Run for my life!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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