sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So much rum. So many feels.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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