I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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