The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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