i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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