You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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