People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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