sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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