i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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