I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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