just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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