butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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